Lunacy Fringe

I've doing rather good, taking off the ishy healthy weight my family and friends made me gain. I haven't eaten in two days, just lots of water, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, and a mountain dew when I feel like I've earned it. I just did my first saltwater flush last night, against the directions that say to do it in the morning. I couldn't finnish the water though cause I was shaking and starting to through up but thankfully it worked anyways. After a half hour everything came out I was visiting the potty every eight minutes for several hours. It cleaned me out compleetly and got rid of all the junk leaving me thin and pleasantly empty, laxatives don't even begin to compare! Ill never purge again this is way better. The only side effect I didn't like was an unquenchable thirst afterwards but since I only drink liquids its no big deal.